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condorn:

tinychatter:

condorn:

sorry i cant hear you over my freedom(:

sorry i cant hear you over my free health care(:

if you cant hear guess there’s a problem with that healthcare

(Source: condom, via hotboyproblems)

*wipes phone screen on breast*

straight-as-a-curly-fry:

komlin:

livingonmusicals:

komlin:

livingonmusicals:

komlin:

livingonmusicals:

ok y’all 

how do i ask a boy out 

roses are red
violets are blue
guess what, my bed
has room for two

OH MY GOD NO

twinkle twinkle little star
we can do it in a car

STOP IT

row, row, row your boat
gently down the stream
merrily, merrily, merrily, merrily
i can make you scream

I feel like the last one is verging dangerously into serial killer territory

(Source: bearsnbritts, via hotboyproblems)

dingoinnuendo:

people who type lol when theyre mad are the people you have to watch out for theyll fucking stab you in the back in a dark alley and steal your wallet whispering “lol” all passive aggressively into your ear. same goes for “lmao”. Watch out

(Source: jackwhynand, via tarantinospankmyass)

I ruined myself for a lot of people that werent even worth it Unknown  (via sexaholics)

(Source: askaboutnikki, via escaping-wonderlandd)

z3al:

shisnojon:

suspnd:

suspnd:

suspnd:

my best friend just realized 30 minutes before her curfew that she’s an hour away from home in the most dangerous part of the city alone with the buses no longer running so she calls the police to take her home i cant stop laughing

update the cop that came to pick her up is a hot 20 year old guy thats flirting with her and now im not laughing anymore

SHE FUCKING HOOKED UP WITH THE COP

anyway…

Is she home safe

celebritygossipbyrangi:

Kanye  West and Kim Kardashian spotted together in Los Angeles as the married couple look so in love.
This is one of my favourite pictures of them.

aquasaur:

ok so i was thinking. people on earth have not successfully made it to the sun because it’s too hot and whatever. how about if we tried going to the sun at night or in the winter! why haven’t the scientists thought of this yet?

(via hotboyproblems)

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